屯門人終於唔放牛 11句講盡新界人

文: Nor
2017.03.22

明明香港咁細,但總有人對新界有好多幻想。例如住屯門的你一定有俾人問過附近有無牛。

近日有一班有心人HENEC拍了一條專講對新界既定印象的影片,用搞笑形式打破世間的誤解。睇下有無講中你住的地方!

  

住大埔: 實晚晚去BBQ,仲可以同郊外牛牛傾計啦!

住上水:好身手!隨身配備釘頭鞋,同喼、手推車搏鬥。

住元朗:郊區地區……唔係仲種緊菜咩?

住天水圍、屯門:好似個個都唔出市區,年輕人好潮。 

住沙田:係咪成日去踩單車?去做運動必到城門河! 

 

住葵芳:鄰近葵廣,一定日日去掃街、買平衫! 

 

住大窩口:咁多公公婆婆,每朝都會一齊捉棋。

 

住荃灣:……(想不到特徵) 

 

住西貢:好多外國人,得閒食下Seafood放下狗,好寫意。

住將軍澳:咁近堆填區,打開窗一定好大陣垃圾味。 

住馬鞍山:美食沙漠,無啖好食容乜易營養不良。    

影片來源: HENEC授權轉載

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