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你哋一個二個而家成日上網睇嘢，慣晒資訊係免費，覺得資訊係石頭爆出嚟，無諗過背後有好多記者、攝影師、編輯幫你哋搵料，古語有云，生不入官門，死不做記者，對於呢班日做夜做嘅媒體人，你哋有冇曾經認為佢哋返工好似去玩？有冇講過呢啲說話？(設計圖片/ 原圖: HKTV)
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7.幾時出書呀？
8.你即係狗仔隊啦！
9.做記者都算，仲要做XX報嘅記者！
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15.有篇突發，呢篇稿唔要！
16.點解人哋個台有，我哋冇？
17.點解你哋啲記者成日針對政府？
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19.我接受訪問有冇錢？
20.篇訪問寫完可唔可以畀我睇一次先？
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22.假設性嘅問題我唔回應。
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