那些年 我SMS你

文:
2015.12.11

文:熱豆腐仔

 

記得中二個年鬧出個笑話
我同個心儀既女同學講遲D SM你
之後…佢就當左我係變態..

其實..我只係想SMS你咋…

SMS,全名叫做Short Message Service
係Smartphone仲未普及既年代,除左煲電話粥之外,好多時候大家都係SMS或者MSN去互相聯絡
如果你要鬥年紀大既,你都可以講埋ICQ既…

記得我間中學係東區,唔知點解班上面好多人都係用緊「李嘉誠」台,有D明明本身唔係既,但為左追個女仔都專登去轉台

點解?因為大家都知道同台SMS係唔洗錢架
如果要收錢既話,男女神本身想回你都唔得啦

個時仲係用緊細細部既接機、推機,邊有話依加成隻手掌咁大部,真係分分鐘仲大過你塊面
記得個陣第一句同女神SMS既開埸白係咁
「你係咪都係X台架?:)」
「係呀 你又知既?」

「haha我估架咋」
「哦」

其實邊有話估,一早做足功課啦
雖然女神回應極其冷淡,但個陣時已經好滿足開心

可能個陣無得check佢係咪「在線上」,唔知佢係咪雙藍剔「已讀不回」
每日都痴痴的等,個種又期待又興奮既心情真係好鬼正

直到同女神既對話有進一步發展,個種坐過山車既起伏真係爽到甩皮
點知有進展?睇佢表情符號啦
個陣時SMS仲未有wtsapp咁多選擇,而且唔係每部機都有內置emoj
所以最常用既就係傳統式。姐係:
 :) :P :D :( :S :@ :*etc
其實真係好重要,你睇下個效果

我「哈哈呢個好似你呀:P」
女神「食屎啦:P」
內心感受: 睇得出女神鍾意一齊講笑

我「哈哈呢個好似你呀:P」
女神「食屎啦」
內心感受: 睇得出女神真係想我食屎

同你既愛人曖昧過~
「你去左邊呀:D」
「你屋企樓下囉:P」
「haha咁你仲快D上黎」
「等你落黎接我:P」

曖昧既感覺,實在太狂妄啦~

即使最後無一齊到,但呢一刻既滿足快樂
我真係忘記唔到..

基本上個時個電話淨係通話同SMS功能,出街都唔會上網做其他野
個陣我地成日攞住部電話唔係上網唔係睇新聞…
而係為左同你SMS…

尤其當年青澀既學生時代用SMS表白過既.. 呢段回憶就更加刻骨銘心

那些年..仲記唔記得比人SM過:)?

 

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