新香港人,老香港人

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2015.12.23

文:  夏目貝

  

今朝放假,諗住落樓下食個靚早餐先出去做嘢,俾個好開始自己。平日我都去大快活食就算,今日冇咁多時慢慢飲咖啡,就改去翠河快手啪個麵算。

間翠河員工十個有八個都係口音唔正的阿姐,首先坐低好耐,叫咗幾次都冇人理,咁我明朝早真係好忙,咪嗌多幾次囉…好,落完單,等嘢嚟,等咗成十幾分鐘,我同枱對面個男人碗麵嚟埋食完都未到,咁我又叫阿姐催單啦。

姐:你張單呢?

我:你哋都冇俾單我

姐(不耐煩):冇單點追啊?飲品未嚟咩?

我:未(你有眼睇架?)我點咗沙嗲牛太陽蛋公仔麵飲熱holick

呢個時候對面男人都出聲:我杯飲品都未嚟,嘢都食完喇!

個阿姐冇答一句轉身入廚房,10秒唔到我碗麵就到,我估佢係俾咗人哋枱嗰碗我先(咁亦解釋到點解成日漏單)。

然後飲品嚟喇

另一個姐:熱檸茶

我:唔係我嗰喎

姐:吓?咁你呢?(問男人)

男:我杯熱奶茶嚟嗰喎

我:呢度43號枱喎!

個阿姐就行開,行轉兩步轉頭

姐:咁holick呢?

我:holick係我嘅

阿姐擺出一個「咁你早講丫」嘅不耐煩表情擺低咗杯飲品。

冇嘢吓話?我鬼知邊杯係我架咩?可能係隔離枱架呢?

我食緊嘢嗰陣,又聽見隔離枱個阿姐同一枱師奶客拗緊張單問題,應該係阿姐落錯單嚟錯嘢,拗咗一陣,阿姐用勁過雷奧嘅霸氣講:你哋唔好同我拗!我唔會錯!係你哋記錯!

搞到好似佢先係投訴人咁,成班師奶都O嘴。

食咗一肚氣,埋單喇。櫃檯阿姐喺度對緊單,佢幫前一個客埋咗單之後,我拎張飛擺咗喺枱前。但隔咗一陣都唔見佢有反應(肯定見到我而唔係低頭埋首工作),我再推一推張單,講:埋單啊!

個阿姐竟然皺起眉頭,「苗」咗我一嘢!

X你個街,咪L收錢丫笨?

老式茶餐廳,可能坐得冇咁舒服,環境比較不衛生,但係D阿叔個個做咗十幾二十年,全部好熟手。食客坐低,即刻奉茶,然後落單俾個英文字佢,甚至講句「例牌」,就可以慢慢嘆下報紙等食,當然有時會漏單,但態度都唔會咁西。公仔麵之類快餐,5分鐘左右乜都上晒。

我細個住牛頭角,附近有檔上海麵,我小學中學都成日去食,個老細同侍應都認得我,記得我食開乜。而家間中經過都會去食,但一年可能去唔到一次,但係個老細一見到我,依然記得我食開乜,飲開乜。

我覺得呢D就是老香港人。

你話同小店老細比唔公平,佢哋自己生意會著緊D?

我想話,同一個商場嘅大快活,兩個收銀阿姐都做咗好多年。永遠笑瞇瞇對客,早晨多謝呢D禮貌做到足,仲會教你點配搭會抵食D。見到佢哋笑容,個人就會覺得開心。

我覺得呢D就係服務,而唔係下下當食客係豬咁餵,求其有嘢塞飽佢就算,請埋D咁嘅人,擺多幾部大電視都補唔返。

我來食嘢,唔係受氣。

 

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