哄番女朋友,我買咗佢最鍾意食嘅朱古力俾佢

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2016.06.29

文:熱豆腐仔

  

 

哄番女朋友,我買咗佢最鍾意食嘅朱古力俾佢

 

其實我發覺禮物同驚喜唔需要好貴,重點係要俾對方知道,你有將佢嘅嘢放喺心到、記得佢講過嘅說話

 

*小弟真人真事

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記得嗰陣考完公開試,我同女朋友都有返part time打發時間。

而有一晚接女朋友放工之前,我專登跑去便利店買咗佢鍾意食嘅朱古力

 

因為,我好似激嬲咗佢~

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或者當時都唔知可以做啲乜,所以就叫做博一博

當然,首先接人放工千其唔好遲過佢,如果唔係就一定更加嬲!

所以,我一早就係附近等佢

 

直至佢打俾我。

 

「我收工啦」

 

聽到出佢仲係嬲嬲豬~

 

「哎哋唔好嬲啦,我依家過嚟啦~」

 

「嗯」

 

「…………………」

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迎面見到女朋友都行緊過嚟,已經feel到佢好大殺氣

 

佢一嚟到我就好快攬住佢,然後迅雷不及掩耳之際將條朱古力放喺佢個袋,諗住俾個小驚喜佢

 

(由於佢係類似環保袋個隻款,所以好易放入去)

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「sorry呀..唔好嬲啦..」

 

「無呀!我無嬲」

 

雖然都預咗佢咁講,但口是心非嘅嘢又點會瞞得過我!

 

「嬲得多個人唔靚架啦~不如食啲甜嘢開心番」

 

「唔食呀!」

 

「要啦,你最鍾意嘅朱古力喎」

 

其實我當初都驚買錯,始終佢無直接同我提過,只係我之前成日見過佢買~

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「又要行,我唔想專登行去買呀!」

 

因為嗰陣我地係類似屋苑嘅地方行緊,附近便利店都好遠

 

「唔洗買架,你想食我可以變出嚟~」

 

「唉唔想同你講嘢..」

 

「我講真架,唔信你望吓自己個袋」

 

我見佢搵搵吓,由嬲嬲地變到好驚訝嘅樣,真係不枉我花盡心思

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「點解嘅?」(吳若希mode)

 

「我都講咗架啦~你鍾意嘅我都可以變俾你」

 

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見到女朋友由個心笑番出嚟,最後我地仲拖住手一齊返屋企!

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本身我都唔知朱古力有咁大威力!

又或者,佢都唔係咁難哄姐

 

而事後女朋友同我講番,係因為我記得佢鍾意食邊隻朱古力,好開心記得佢做過、講過嘅嘢,叫做有放喺心入面,所以亦都嬲唔落

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所以話,做男人點都要有記性,出咗事都起碼知點樣去補救!

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P.S 好彩係朱古力仲買得起,如果佢話鍾意層樓,真係俾埋條命佢算~(即刻選擇性失憶)

Btw我夠鍾意樓:( 最好有埋車添!

 

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