黃子華自編自導自演賀歲電影《乜代宗師》，於早前農曆新年1月23日正式上映，票房亦未受武漢肺炎疫情影響，單日票房收得超過260萬，而上映6日累票房破2300萬！電影中以真與假為主題，更多次借「水」比喻，道出不少經典金句，今次就同大家一齊重溫回味！
《乜代宗師》戲中有不少抵死諷刺社會現狀金句，以「真與假」主題帶出造假文化，子華神更多次借水比喻，除了主題曲「上善若水」帶出如水般的處世哲學，戲中一句「啲水好醒，自己會搵路走」，都顯出「Be Water」的理念，不如一齊重溫下：
1.啲水好醒，自己會搵路走。
2.代代相傳，代代造假，假到連自己都信埋，死不悔改。
3.我哋點解要畀資訊科技利用，根本我哋都係受害者，佢地係花生友。
4.無賽果的訓練叫「訓練」，有賽果的訓練叫「綵排」。
5.佢叫我打假拳，佢唔夠打就要打假拳。
6.拳證做嘢，唔使你教。
7.你唔打女人，因為你驚俾女人打。
8.一隻手唔夠攬個女人，你隻手留嚟俾自己用。
9.打得咁假，但的確係馬家功夫，我老豆從來都咁教我，唔通我馬家雷拳從來都淨係識打假？
10.I Love You 3千。
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