網民慨歎:叫老婆執好個衣櫃,同中六合彩一樣咁難! 換咗係你又會點做?

文: U Magazine
2022.06.17

好多香港人都好鍾意買衫,但又未必會成日執衣櫃或者捨得丟棄舊衫,結果個衣櫃不單亂,一開衣櫃門就好似山泥傾瀉咁……有位網民就喺香港討論區發帖,慨歎老婆霸佔衣櫃搞到災難級咁亂,好無奈咁問網民:「真係大部份女人個衣櫃都係咁?」,大家點睇呢?

樓主:講多兩講老婆又發我脾氣,講到佢啲衫係應份成條梅菜……
樓主好仔細咁講述佢同老婆嘅衣櫃爭位戰爭:「講好咗個衣櫃係一人一半,整整吓老婆用咗3分2空間,諗住冬天衫厚,老婆又成日買大褸,要掛起佢就一定會用多啲位。上星期六我哋真正換季,諗住我可以多返啲位可以擺衫褲,點知夏天衫老婆都會用到3分2位!之前啲T-shirt係好地地摺,而家就要捲捲捲,捲起啲衫先可以擺到我啲T-shirt……」

但樓主細心分析,其實個問題癥結,係老婆唔執衣櫃:「發現其實老婆唔係多衫,只係佢對於收納同埋佢摺衫摺得唔整齊所以要用多咗位,叫老婆執好個衣櫃,因為佢啲衫只係放咗兩日咋!一開衣櫃門,就好似山泥傾瀉咁跌晒落嚟!老婆話:咁你唔好開我嗰邊個櫃門咪冇事囉,又唔係你啲衫跌落嚟!講多兩講老婆又發我脾氣,講到佢啲衫係應份成條梅菜,我叫佢執或者想幫佢執返好係我多事……真係大部份女人個衣櫃都係咁?」

樓主慨歎本來同老婆講好個衣櫃一人用一半,結果不單老婆衣物霸咗2/3空間,仲係一開衣櫃門嘅衫就好似山泥傾瀉咁!

樓主細心分析,發現老婆嘅衫其實並唔算真係太多,只係因為老婆嘅摺衫同收納技巧太差,所以先攪到個衣櫃咁亂!

女網民:我一個人有個四呎半衣櫃,不過都唔夠位……
有網民提供好正常同實用嘅回應:「買多個衣櫃再上淘寶買抽真空袋!又可以順便執下個衣櫃!」,樓主就回應:「厚衫有抽真空放入紅白藍袋,而家夏天衫都多到咁先陰功……」,不過女網民嘅回應,傾向女人其實就係好多衫,男人想同女人爭衣櫃,都係唔使諗:「好正常!我都係女,衣櫃又係山泥傾瀉,最緊要衣櫃關到門,關埋衣櫃當乜都睇唔到,好憎人搞自己啲野,亂中有序!最好一人一個衣櫃,唔好搞她啲野,終有日忍唔住會執嘅……」、「睇到忍唔住笑,你地個衣櫃有幾大??我一個人有個四呎半衣櫃,不過都唔夠位……D褸真係要掛起架嘛, 仲有D裙呀……買多個衣櫃囉!」

女網民普遍都表示:女人多衫同衣櫃亂,其實係好正常,建議樓主不如另買多個衣櫃。

男網民:老婆當間房係衣櫃,佢乾咗嘅衫就推埋一邊……
男網友就對樓主嘅遭遇,深表同情:「你已經好幸福啦,我成間屋有7成地方被我老婆擺滿晒野,佢淨係衫褲鞋襪起碼超過300件!」、「我屋企隻老虎都係,個人佔一個半櫃,但著黎著去永遠係果十零件」、「咁好呀有3分2?!我衹係分到1個櫃桶咋!你真係幸福!」、「女人唔算好(多)衫啦!我識一個女人,成廿年,無掉衫,每件衫都用獨立袋,佢話有超過一千件!」、「我屋企攞咗間房嚟晾衫,原本有晾衫架响廁所出便,依家唔用喇……老婆當間房係衣櫃,佢乾咗嘅衫就推埋一邊……我果D就收埋……都好嘅,都好整齊……」

呢個問題似乎都解決唔到,網民亦提出咗唔少得啖笑嘅創意提議:「換過個衣櫃或者老婆,叫佢選擇嘍!」、「買多間屋或一個倉」、「衣櫃亂先放咗個男人都唔覺」、「只能說你無用,因為有能力嘅男人,都會提供衣帽間畀老婆。衣帽間就係一間獨立房間,專門用嚟放衣服,通常300尺或以上,有5個高身衣櫃掛衫及2-3個鞋櫃。」

有男網民表示老婆直頭將成間房當衣櫃,乾咗嘅衫就放埋一邊……

有創意網民話:有能力嘅男人,係應該提供一個衣帽間畀老婆……

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