玩Poker丨側田借醉狂撩性感女Dealer 借陽具比例側擊讚對方高瘦大胸

文: 余美鳳
2023.01.22

郭偉亮(Eric Kwok)和劉浩龍在YouTube經營「Round Table Poker」的頻道,廣邀圈中好友一齊玩Poker,以推廣Poker文化和遊戲,第一集請來鄭融、JW王灝兒、方力申等等,反應不錯,更因而獲邀在J2台主持《鋪鋪Poker》,將遊戲直接放上電視熒幕,同樣大受歡迎。不過兩人沒有放棄YouTube頻道,繼續開拍第二季,第二季的首位嘉賓正是他們的老友側田。

今季比上一季安排得更加妥當,除了有不同的贊助之外,他們找來「香港撲克教父」Ricky一齊玩,更特別安排性感女Dealer為他們派牌。今次新演員Chili為大家擔任Dealer,她穿上超低胸晚裝露出長長的事業線,更不時大動作烏前派牌,大派福利,側田已經話:「對眼已經好攰喇!」他起初揚言自己不敢望Chili,不過未知是否兩杯落肚,言談越來越猖狂,不時借機撩Chili。

側田突然間話:「我知道而家拍緊嘢但我唔理,我想講有時啲人好高,你會預期佢陽具好大,但唔係,(你有睇過?)我見過黑人細,(黑人唔係出名勁呀咩?)所以瘦嘅女仔係咪嗰樣嘢...有時我會諗啫...」大家大感莫名奇妙,由陽具突然講到女仔,滿頭問號,側田說:「好難得,我覺得好罕有,即係高細、黑細、同埋瘦女大波。」

側田又開名姚明一齊討論,他們笑言根本都冇辦法證實,其實期間側田都不斷在自己胸前做手勢,但大家都不太明白,Ricky說:「哦,你講緊比喻!」後來師兄同Eric仍然不太明白,就轉話題繼續玩牌,直至第二Part影片,師兄突然問側田記唔記得Dealer叫咩名,側田突然怕醜話:「Chili嘛!唔好望佢啦!我冇望佢成晚喇!唔好搞我,I'm serious man!我頭先講姚明咪就係...」由於側田言談一嚿嚿,Eric即時「成功」解讀說:「即係又高又瘦又大!」Chili即時大為尷尬傻笑。

第三部分推出,側田直接話Chili生理上唔正常,他自爆:「我春袋好大但啫細,人人話啫大型,我覺得春袋大先係型!春袋夠勁,去到60、70歲冇用,男人成日講啫大,其實冇用!」Eric Kwok直接問Chili知唔知胸大係咪懷孕後人奶特別多?Chili擰擰頭指不一定,側田竟然話:「我可唔可以Check吓?」

 

Chili後來突然間問幾位關於演戲記對白的問題,側田揚言自己不是演員不敢教,但未知是否飲醉,除了口齒不清外,還不斷要求師兄、Eric甚至Ricky示範何謂演技。幾位本身想叫側田專心牌局,但仍不得要領,側田堅持要試戲,令幾位都大感無奈,敷衍他演喜怒哀樂就算。

其實今次Dealer Chili的名字係麥紫莉,現年25歲,2013年出道,皆因佢話自己上圍尺寸有34G,所以畀傳媒封做「豐滿版桂綸鎂」。2017年Chili曾宣布將會做香港頭一位到日本拍成人電影(AV)嘅演員,當時聲名大躁,後來才證實是講大話。

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