聽日就新年，又係一年一度被疏堂親戚「盤問」嘅日子，面對尖銳嘅問題，究竟點答先可以大方得體而又不失霸氣呢？最近網上熱傳10句陳奕迅歌詞，新年時回應親戚必備，仲唔快啲唱熟佢？
1. 有新對象未呀？
有人問我 我就會講 但是無人來
2. 你之前追嗰個，你哋拍拖未呀？
吸收 心痛 接受 別離
3. 拍咗咁耐，諗住結婚未呀？
唯求在某次盡情歡樂過 時間夠了 時針偏偏出了錯
4. 婚禮籌備成點呀？
不甘心 尤其這新婚 就像玩犧牲
5. 婚禮搞成點呀？
怎麼形容這樣一個麻煩
6. 結完婚，去咗度蜜月未呀？
這趟旅行若算開心 亦是無負這一生
7. 結完婚，準備生BB未呀？
喉嚨痛得要死 完全沒有心機
8. 你呢樣唔食得，嗰樣唔食得，係咪大肚呀？
我沒有我沒有沒有
9. 你呢樣又食、嗰樣又食，係咪大肚呀？
不然你要我怎麼樣 不然你要我怎麼樣
10. 呢排天氣咁樣，你大緊肚有無作病呀？
當你未放心 或者先不要走得那麼近
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