谷德昭開工肚痛急屎幾乎失守 直言想衝女廁幸得1事扭轉局面

文: 李國樑
2024.12.13

谷德昭早前於社交平台上分享急屎經歷,指自己在屯門時代廣場開工,但突然攪肚痛,雖然事前已經問了工作人員商場廁所的位置,然而計劃不似預期,一時未能找到廁所,情況急轉直下,分秒必爭,谷德昭幾乎失守...

谷德昭大談屯門肚痛急屎經歷

谷德昭早前發文大談自己急屎幾乎失守的經歷,過程峰迴路轉...

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今朝一大清早到屯門時代廣場開工,在屯門公路開始攪肚痛,忍到標汗。短訊問已在現場的工作人員廁所開咗未?答案係開咗。一落車立即根據工作人員指示標去G/F廁所,晴天霹靂,男廁原來未開。便便經已到門口,急急腳密密步四圍搵,上到三樓又未開,殘廁又唔開,開得個女廁,幾乎想衝入去,又唔夠勇氣。接近爆煲邊緣,四圍問街坊廁所喺邊,一係頭擰擰,一係指樓下,一係指三樓,即係冇,心裡嘆一口氣,應該悲劇收場,要番出九龍換褲。就在此時身後傳來如神仙般的女聲:「係咪搵廁所?」轉身看見一對年青男女,「廁所喺三樓」,女孩指著上層,即係又係指未開嗰個,「未…未開…」我經已聲都震,「呢個商場咁早男廁未開」,男孩子說,「要上三樓兜個圈離開呢個商場先有」。「吓?!」呢個「吓」字大概吓得很是急,年青男女互望一眼有默契地點一點頭,女孩子先離開,「我帶你」,男孩子說完便走,我以勉強頂得住的急密步貼住跟,上三樓兜了幾個轉,基本上我的很是急已像搭電梯仲有一層樓就到屋企般企圖衝門,「轉埋個彎就到」,男孩子指著前方,我完全來不及道謝便跑向目的地。終於在最後一秒趕得及在適當地方解脫,那剎那真的眼淚流…謹此向今早主動施予幫助的年青男女致萬二分謝意,就差那幾秒,世界便不一樣。祝你倆好心有好報,一家安康,生活快樂。

網民引用《食神》回應

谷德昭帖文引起不少網民回應,其中更有網民引用谷德昭演出經典作品《食神》作回應直指︰「有畫面」

 

 

 

 

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