「你份工好好玩!」25句一講即得罪傳媒人嘅說話

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2015.08.25

文:Marcus

你哋一個二個而家成日上網睇嘢,慣晒資訊係免費,覺得資訊係石頭爆出嚟,無諗過背後有好多記者、攝影師、編輯幫你哋搵料,古語有云,生不入官門,死不做記者,對於呢班日做夜做嘅媒體人,你哋有冇曾經認為佢哋返工好似去玩?有冇講過呢啲說話?

(設計圖片/ 原圖: HKTV) 

1.做得記者預咗低人工啦!

2.好有理想呀你!

3.正啦,成日返咁晏!

4.做記者嗰啲唔鍾意瞓㗎!

5.你份工好好玩!

6.你就好可以寫嘢維生!

7.幾時出書呀?

8.你即係狗仔隊啦!

9.做記者都算,仲要做XX報嘅記者!

10.你就好,成日見到啲明星。

11.可唔可以幫我同華仔攞簽名!

12.你就好,成日有得去試食試玩。

13.你識唔識XX個老闆,有冇得幫我R折?

14.今日打風,你係屋企做緊咩?

15.有篇突發,呢篇稿唔要!

16.點解人哋個台有,我哋冇?

17.點解你哋啲記者成日針對政府?

18.記者大晒呀!

19.我接受訪問有冇錢?

20.篇訪問寫完可唔可以畀我睇一次先?

21.洗咩畀錢睇新聞,上網大把料免費睇。

22.假設性嘅問題我唔回應。

23.呢個問題係唔存在。

24.我印象中無講過……

25.你已被接駁到9354XXXX...... 

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