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你哋一個二個而家成日上網睇嘢，慣晒資訊係免費，覺得資訊係石頭爆出嚟，無諗過背後有好多記者、攝影師、編輯幫你哋搵料，古語有云，生不入官門，死不做記者，對於呢班日做夜做嘅媒體人，你哋有冇曾經認為佢哋返工好似去玩？有冇講過呢啲說話？(設計圖片/ 原圖: HKTV)
1.做得記者預咗低人工啦！
2.好有理想呀你！
3.正啦，成日返咁晏！
4.做記者嗰啲唔鍾意瞓㗎！
5.你份工好好玩！
6.你就好可以寫嘢維生！
7.幾時出書呀？
8.你即係狗仔隊啦！
9.做記者都算，仲要做XX報嘅記者！
10.你就好，成日見到啲明星。
11.可唔可以幫我同華仔攞簽名！
12.你就好，成日有得去試食試玩。
13.你識唔識XX個老闆，有冇得幫我R折？
14.今日打風，你係屋企做緊咩？
15.有篇突發，呢篇稿唔要！
16.點解人哋個台有，我哋冇？
17.點解你哋啲記者成日針對政府？
18.記者大晒呀！
19.我接受訪問有冇錢？
20.篇訪問寫完可唔可以畀我睇一次先？
21.洗咩畀錢睇新聞，上網大把料免費睇。
22.假設性嘅問題我唔回應。
23.呢個問題係唔存在。
24.我印象中無講過……
25.你已被接駁到9354XXXX......
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