【做隻出色的馬仔】20大開會扮工守則

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2015.07.31

每日返工,其中一樣你最唔想做嘅嘢一定係開會,每次都Recap 、Recap再Recap上次講過嘅嘢,之後亂吹一堆廢嘅Idea出嚟,對於小編呢啲小薯仔咪可以嘥下時間,但係如果畀人見到你個樣唔耐煩就死得啦,今日就教你點樣喺開會嘅時候扮個勤力員工!

 

1.遲到入會議室,再加句:「Sorry,頭先有啲嘢跟緊!」

2.主動幫腦細斟茶遞水,好似有做嘢咁。

3.坐到老遠,無咁易畀人發現你瞓著。

4.掃電話還掃電話,都要扮下嘢望下個PowerPoint。

5.望下個PowerPoint之餘,都要同腦細有少少眼神交流,點下頭。

6.拎定簿加筆扮Jot Note,其實一隻字都冇寫,費事畀人以為你掛住玩電話

7.將個電話攝喺入本簿度玩嘛。

8.拎多一大個File,入面成堆紙,好似準備咗好多嘢咁。

9.Present嘅時候有理無理係咁喺個白板度圈,仲要幾廿種顏色,好似好多重點咁。

10.無人打畀你,不過中間突然衝出去會議室,返嚟然後話:「Sorry,頭先個客有啲Urgent嘢搵我。」

11.當啲大粒佬講完嘢,你就即刻加句:「係呀,我都係咁諗!」,效果就好似會考Oral講句:「I agree with you!」

12.有啲細粒嘢講完嘢,你就爭住幫佢解釋:「阿邊個邊個嘅意思其實係……」

13.人哋Present緊嘅時候,無啦啦彈一句:「可唔可以返返上一個Slide,有啲嘢唔係好明?」等人知道你好似聽緊!

14.唔知人哋講咩,但見到人哋都係吹水,你就講句:「有冇啲數據Support你個Point?」

15.當人哋話:「有25%嘅人點點點」,你就回一句:「即係有1/4人點點點」,等人覺得你分析力好強!

16.明明唔知頭唔知路,但當其他人Free Flow緊嘅時候,你爆一句:「不如退一步,其實我哋想要啲乜先?」顯得你好似好冷靜!

17.有人提啲Idea,腦細個樣又好似唔Buy嘅時候,你就要質疑:「呢條橋係咪真係Work?」

18.個會完嘅時候,扮晒關心公司,搶住問:「下次個會幾時開?」

19.個會完嘅時候,即刻分付啲同事要做啲乜乜乜,大大聲畀腦細知你好緊張,扮有Follow Up。

20.之後即刻閃人,但又要一路扮同客講電話,其實就趕收工。

 

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